No two girls are the
same and same can be said about two drunk girls. Whether it is a dance floor, a
pub, a house party or the New Year’s party, you can easily spot atleast one
drunk girl or two in each of these places but you will never spot two drunk
girls who behave the same way. While
some are too emotional, others are just enjoying themselves a lot. Some become
funny after a drink or two; others just start speaking a lot. The following is
a list of the 8 types of drunk girls that you will meet in your life:
1.
The Emotional Drunk
This drunk girl starts
squirting out tears as soon as she starts with her second or third drink. She starts crying on the smallest of things
and is usually emotional about her boyfriend or the recent breakup that she has
gone through. Her friends are handing over the issues when you spot her but
even the biggest tissue holders are not enough to control her!
2.
The Multiple Shots Drunk
Then there is that
drunk female who doesn’t care what she has to do the next morning and how bad
the hangover could be. She goes on gulping shots one after the other and has a
lot of capacity for alcohol. Well, this
drunk female is the strong independent types and is allowed to do whatever she
pleases.
3.
The Puker
Another type of drunk
girl that you will spot atleast once in a lifetime is the puker girl. This
female is seen bent over the toilet pot puking her guts out and is always
dishelved and agitated. She pukes, pukes and pukes every single time.
4.
The Chatter Box
Next in line is that
drunk girl who starts blabbering once she has a little too much to drink. This one has a lot to talk about and spills
even her darkest secret to anyone and everyone who cares to listen. She goes on
and on and doesn’t stop until the party is over.
5.
The One Who Says ‘I’m Not Drunk’
Drunk girls have a
habit of convincing others that they are not drunk and you will definitely meet
one such girl in your life. This girl
will seem drunk, talk drunk but will still have the confidence to say that she
isn’t drunk at all. Tell her you are and be ready to hear a long explanation
why she isn’t.
6.
The Drunk Caller
This drunk girl has a
habit of making drunk impulse calls as soon as she gets even a little high. She
has all her ex-boyfriends on her speed dial and doesn’t hesitate calling them
to pour out her feelings once she has had more than 2 drinks. She may regret it
later but would definitely pick up her phone to call.
7.
The Shrieker
Ofcourse, how can this
drunk girl not be on this list? The shrieker is the one whose voice gets three
octaves higher and everything gets super exciting for her after 4 vodka
shots. It is better to maintain a
distance from this one as your ears could be in for a little surprise around
this one.
8.
The Dancing Machine
Almost every party has
one drunk girl who starts dancing like a machine and doesn’t stop until she is
asked to by the pub owners. This one has
a bundle of energy inside her and just needs a drink to get her groove going.
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